It’s the Easter break now and school’s out and so are the chavs… Chavs are the equivalent to the Singapore Ah Bengs and Ah Lians…but much worse i think…

I was walking along Regent Street and Oxford Street the other day and man… it was full of people and yes, chavs..

I saw a group of girls, hair tied up like Viki Pollard, talking loudly and singing to some Hip Hop songs. Anyway, It was around 4.30pm then so there were lots of distributors on the street handing out the London Paper and London Lite. Most of these distributors are Indians/Europeans/Africans. And everytime someone hands a paper to this group of girls, they’d go, “Me speak no English!!”

Grrrr! How rude! These distributors do know how to speak English! But just not as good as them! Whatever happen to being nice to people??

And then there’s this girl who was scolding a man who bumped into her. And then she started to tell her friends, why people like to bump into her.. the conversation goes like this…

Chav: Yeah, i once scolded a teenage boy. I told him DON’T YOU DARE! Everyone just like my tits. All my guy friends are just like… they all just want to touch it!

Aiyoh! I think they wanted to touch them cos you weren’t wearing any bra and it’s so cold, so your nipples are showing!

Argh!!! I hate Chavs!